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A student called up his physics professor.
His wife picked up the phone and said, “he died last week”.
Next day student called again.
She again picked up the fone and said, “I told you he died last week”.
He called the third day again and wife shouted “I told you he died so why do you keep on calling again and again?”
Student replied: Sun k acha lagta hai :)
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation??? :P
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time here in studies and find that WOMAN :)
Teacher asks his student to give example of three sentence in the (past, present and future)
Student : I Saw your Daughter Yesterday (Past)
We are in Love Now (Present)
And We Will Run Away Tomorrow (Future)
Teacher: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao
Student – Active Voice: Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
Passive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
U. Unlimited sms
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)
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