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Warning

Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.
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Teacher

Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.
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Obama

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
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Now Rekha also has

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
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Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma. :D
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Dear Deepika

Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.
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Today’s Truth

*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!
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Santa Newspaper padh raha tha

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
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