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Sound of ambulance

Beww

BEWWWW

beWW

BEwW

(WHAT)???

That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up....
Because,
When I Saw You My Heart Stopped. . !!!
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Howz ur life

Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer:

Sm1 Asked A Boy
"Howz Ur Life..?"

He Smiled N Answered
"She'z Fine..!"
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Song sung in an automobile

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon
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Ek bar engineering ke

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:
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TATA’s took 150 years

TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”!

Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..

partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,

has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,

purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!

I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name! :D ;)
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Kamar jitni bhi patli

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karnnun to saala character dheelaa hai :p
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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. :D ;)
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D
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