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The Trouble With The Rat Race Is That Even If You Win, You're Still A Rat.
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Author : Lily Tomlin

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There is no substitute for accurate knowledge. Know yourself, know your business, know your men.
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Author : Lee Iacocca

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Too much agreement kills a chat
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Author : Eldridge Cleaver

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The income tax people are very nice. They're letting me keep my own mother.
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Author : Henny Youngman

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We just wanted the boys to get some free time. Don't get arrested or killed, everything else is alright.
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Author : M S Dhoni

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What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
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Author : Thomas Hewett Key

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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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Author : George Carlin

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About 400 women turned me down for dates this year. I can only conclude one thing... not enough quality women.
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Author : Scott Adams

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