Prison Vs Work : decide which one is good

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.	AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day FREE	AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.	AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.	AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.	AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.	AT WORK you have to share.